Investment Accounts available now!
First off, meet our founder and Ceo
About Martin K. Kocher
Meet Martin Kocher, the founder and CEO of the Bank of Martin. Martin is committed to providing high quality banking services to our customers. Martin started off his banking journey the summer of 2017 when his brother would not be responsible with his personal loans, so he created the Bank of Martin to enforce the money he lended.
Ever since then, to this day Martin strives to provide reasonable loans to his customers. As long as they pay the Bank of Martin back, of course. Martin realized the potential of Investment services, so starting July 2019, he now offers Certificate of Deposits and coming soon investment accounts with quarterly dividends.
Martin K. Kocher, founder and CEO
About Us
Fast Funding
Your Choice of Loan Products
Your Choice of Loan Products
Receive your loan right away after being approved by our team. The Bank of Martin promises you no delay in receiving your funds, and expects no delay in having the loan paid back, on time. Otherwise, our reasonably priced fees will kick in.
Your Choice of Loan Products
Your Choice of Loan Products
Your Choice of Loan Products
The Bank of Martin has amazing interest for those who don't understand basic ratios. Our administration refers to the interest rate + applicable fees a tax on the stupid. Therefore, borrow responsibly.
Why Us?
Your Choice of Loan Products
Why Us?
Why us? It's simple. We have the best banking services out there. Our team is dedicated to affordable financing on our loans and high dividends for our investors. If you're unsure, just ask us. We're right about everything.
Our Services
Check out our wide selection of services we offer.
Fees may apply. Contact us to be approved for our services.
Certificate of Deposit (CD)
Deposit money into the Bank of Martin and enjoy a 5% return after 1 year. The Bank of Martin promises a prompt repayment of funds, otherwise your next vacations expenses are on us!
Personal Loans
Please contact us so our team can approve you for our "low" interest rate loans. Fees may apply under certain circumstances.
Investment account
Our new Personal Investment Account will blow all other accounts out of the water. Our diverse portfolio, mostly legal, will guarantee a maximum ROI.
NOTICE: The Bank of Martin is a joke, therefore not an authorized lender or an FDIC insured bank. Please do not take the Bank of Martin seriously. It is merely a practical joke and I prefer not to have the fed's after me.